You don’t get to choose when a world leader has a breakdown.
But you do get to choose how badly you fake your way through it.

You are not a licensed psychologist.
You barely passed college.
You once diagnosed your roommate with “vibes-based burnout.”
But thanks to nepotism and a clerical error, you now counsel the President of the Kingdom of Tariffica.

His name? The President.
His hobbies? Tariffs. Coffee. Having a god complex.
His emotional support animal? Himself.

And now, for reasons unknown to man or god, he wants therapy.
From you.

This is a visual novel about talking your way through the most dangerous therapy session in history.

You’ll explore deep topics like:

Emotional walls guarded by tanks
Presidential nightmares about talking cats
The ethics of taxing nostalgia
Whether or not joy should have diplomatic immunity

You’ll lie.
You’ll nod.
You’ll pray the session ends before he finds out you printed your degree on a pancake.

There are eight endings.
Some are tragic.
Some are romantic.
Some involve the president becoming a monk and flying away in Hair Force One.

And yes, one of them ends with you being chased out by armed guards.

THIS DEMO GAME FEATURES:
💬 A branching story where your lies—uh, “choices”—actually matter
📉 Emotional stability not included
🎧 Full-featured options menu (with working volume sliders! We swear!)
🖼️ 1 extremely judgmental sprite and some backgrounds that may or may not be stock photos

This isn’t a story about healing.
This isn’t a story about growth.
This is a story about winging it so hard you almost fix a nation.

Play it alone.
Play it with coffee.
Play it before the ethics board finds out what you’ve done.

Presidential Psychologist Demo (3867310)

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