Play as bodybuilder Flex Hamstring, date beautiful babes, and avoid dangerous, seductive androids in this hilarious vaporwave love letter to the dating sim genre!

Sperm donor Flex Hamstring, a totally organic man in a world of robotic amputees, is being hunted for his... product. The evil CEO Richard Spunk has created 2 devastatingly beautiful android women to steal his livelihood- which is exactly when THREE beautiful women come into Flex's life. Only one of them can be human, and it's up to Flex to determine which beautiful babe it could be!

Is it the sexy, matronly maid Anika?

The energetic gym bunny Mina?

Or the mysterious and seductive selkie KIMBOT 3000?

Created by documented freakshow Wilson Taylor (Dreamcutter, Inverse Ninjas, Animal Lover) and Meadowlurking (Dreamcutter, Con-Quest, @meadowlurking on 𝕏) and featuring a soundtrack by living vaporwave legend MAITRO (Dragon Ball Wave)! Increase your stats, experience a raunchy, incendiary comedy, find love, and experience the sexed-up, dangerous lifestyle of Flex Hamstring - Bodybuilder!

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